I just finished reading the the criminal complaint filed against Gov. Rod Blagojevich and his chief of staff John Harris which names six considered Senate candidates. Most of the mentions of the potential candidates indicates that they were only mentioned in discussions with Blagojevich and Harris and that they were likely unaware of the pay-to-play negotiations going on. Except, maybe, for Senate Candidate 5:

So, who are these Senate Candidates (IN MY OPINION):

1. Senate Candidate 1: Obama-Biden Transition Adviser Valerie Jarrett

2. Senate Candidate 2: Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan

3. Senate Candidate 3: UNKNOWN

4. Senate Candidate 4: Deputy Gov. Louanner Peters

5. Senate Candidate 5: Emil Jones or possibly, Rep. Jesse Jackson, Jr.

6. UPDATE: Senate Candidate 6: A rich person in Illinois

Only in Illinois…what do yall think?